Connections between the number of times I hit snooze in the morning, and how my day is going to go.
(Also aptly titled “Proof I am human”)
0: A bear is attacking me.
1: Good day. Stay conscious throughout school.
2: Normal day. Doze off every now and again.
3: Bad day. Seriously zoning out. Public ridicule received.
4: Mom drags me out of bed.
5: Mom leaves me at home.
6: I am catatonic.
7: I accidentally the alarm clock
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